throw one at me.

i wish i were as whimsical and poignant as a shel silverstein book
C A L M C O O L C O L L E C T I V E S: jonathanpham: It amuses me just a bit—in a very indirect way—when a...

jonathanpham:

It amuses me just a bit—in a very indirect way—when a lady’s physique is beautified over time, yet her ego develops in disgusting ways. An almost always common inverse relationship. Well naturally, I have no power over her conduct, neither do I wish to have any power over her at…

8 months ago
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totalfilm:

Typographic Labyrinth Poster
Hoggle raises his profile.

totalfilm:

Typographic Labyrinth Poster

Hoggle raises his profile.

9 months ago
190 notes
e-pic:

via palinchak

HAHA. This is awesome.

e-pic:

via palinchak

HAHA. This is awesome.

9 months ago
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scottlava:

“He left us! He left us alone! Dr. Grant! Dr. Grant! He left us! He left us!”

scottlava:

“He left us! He left us alone! Dr. Grant! Dr. Grant! He left us! He left us!”

9 months ago
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smallnartless:

“Lock the door.”

don’t have to tell me twice. jeez.

smallnartless:

“Lock the door.”

don’t have to tell me twice. jeez.

9 months ago
524 notes
iwannabesedatedd:

schau mir in die linse (by ~janne)

iwannabesedatedd:

schau mir in die linse (by ~janne)

9 months ago
1 note